I've decided with nowt else to do but act mentally insane at least until my release date to study , learn and get inside the heads of the other patients all in the interest of bringing their stories to you dear readers. As I sit in the cafeteria watching these retards shovel a sloppy almost liquid form of what the staff call meatloaf into their mouths I can hardly mask my nausea and disgust.
Myself I stick mainly to fruit oatmeal, cereal and the odd pasta dish. The head cook all 250 Hungarian lbs. of her puts aside some of the fresher ingredients for me so I won't starve unfortunately in turn I have to fellate her under the East wing stairs once a week;I don't think personal hygiene is at the top of her list of priorities! But I need to eat lest I become week in mind and body. As I sit in the caf spitting grey oily pubic hairs from my mouth a patient named Kendra catches my eye, she has tomatoe sauce from the meatloaf smeared all over her face and alternates between mumbling incoherent words and dipping her forehead gently into her plate of food. As I'm sure you're of enough intelligence reader to realise that only white trash and strippers possess names like Kendra, Kendra was my first pick out of patients to break down simply because I remember her from a hot pillow joint run by a pimp named King Jimmy years ago. It's difficult to beleive but at one time Kendra was not only King Jimmy's bottom bitch (girlfriend, main squeeze) but she was also his best earner. King Jimmy however was an evil S.O.B. it is said he once plucked the eye out of a classmate in grade school introducing young Jimmy to his first stint in the system, and as far as the system was concerned K.Jimmy took to it like a fish to water (cont'd)..............